T.M.I. Tuesday

Yet again, TMI Tuesday is completely irrelevant to me. :/ Sorries.

Got my Bootie in the mail yesterday! Now I'm waiting on just two more items.

Reviews coming soon!

It seems like forever since I last did a review. But fear not, that will soon come to an end! In this next month or so, I should have about seven reviews coming in. Yes, seven!!!

This includes three secret items, the Geisha's Secrets Kit by Shunga, Watermelon flavored H₂0 by System JO, the Bootie by Fun Factory, and the Double Beaded Ultimate BJ by California Exotic.

Are you excited? I am. :)

Pleasurists #30

Found via The Alexa Collection photographer unknown.

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #30? Submit it here before Sunday May 25th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Give Me Fever Contest Deadline: May 30th at 11:59pm Pacific Time.


• Masturbation Month Contest! Deadline: May 31st.


• Champagne Giveaway: Women Seeking Women #50 Deadline: May 31st.


• Do You Have an Erotic Adventure to Share? Deadline: May 31st, 2009.


• Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree! Deadline: Friday, June 5, 2009.


• Win a Bootie plug by Fun Factory! Deadline: June 5th.


• Giveaway: Win two bumpy glass dildos! Deadline: June 12th, 2009 at midnight PDT.

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• Comparing Pelvic Exercise Balls by Sexorcism



I’ve reviewed four sets of pelvic exercise balls: Fun Factory Teneo Uno, LELO Luna Beads, Fun Factory SmartBalls, and Fun Factory Teneo Duo. Here is a comparison of four sets by their size, materials, stimulation level, ease of insertion and features.




Note: This is a wonderful comparison of the four major pelvic exercise balls out there. It’s very basic in many ways but covers the topic well and gives a lot of wonderful details.

Vibrators

• Paul and Paulina by Ansley Agnello


• LELO Mia by Lithaewyn


• Jumbo Waterproof Bullet by Ginger Leigh


• We-Vibe by Carnivalesq


• Fun Factory Boss by Ansley Agnello


• Hello Kitty Vibrator by CarrieAnn


• Companion by CarrieAnn


• Angelo by Beautiful Dreamer


• Lucid Dreams by Shay


• Boss Lady by Carnivalesq


• Tongue Teaser Vibrator by Exploring Intimacy


• Stubby G by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Venus Penis by Adriana


• Hello Kitty Vibrator by Betty Rocket


• LELO Iris by HavingMyCake

Dildos

• Compact by Ansley Agnello


• Tantus Feeldoe Original by Wilhelmina Wang


• Njoy Fun Wand by Carnivalesq


• Ophoria Beyond #3 by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew


• Tantus G-Force by Thursday’s Child


• Goliath by Adriana


• Mistress by Ansley Agnello


• Bandito by Essin’ Em

Anal Toys

• Tristan’s Anniversary Edition Plug by Alpine Subdreams


• Little Flirt by Marla Singer St. Syr


• Tristan’s Anniversary Plug by Carnivalesq


• LELO Bob by Epiphora

Toys for Cocks

• Tantus Beginner’s Cock Ring by Bill Turner on SexToys.com


• Tenga Deep Throat Ona-Cup by Brandon B.

Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Pomegranate Vanilla BabeLicious Lube by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr


• Pure Instinct Pheromone Attractant by Sexorcism


• Wet Together by Sommer Marsden


• Sensuous Soak Kit by CarrieAnn


• Sensuous Soak Kit by Ansley Agnello

BDSM/Fetish

• Spartacus Beaded tweezer clamps by Lithaewyn


• Handcrafted Leather Pony Bit by Sleeping Dreamer

Adult Books

• X: The Erotic Treasury by Alpine Subdreams


• Go Fuck Yourself by Themistokles

Adult Movies/Porn

• Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex- Cunnilingus by Beautiful Dreamer


• Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes by Epiphora


• Welcome to Paradise by The Porn Librarian


• The End Game by FrzKey


• Eastside Story (Disc 1) by J.D. Bauchery


• Depravity Episode 1 by FrzKey


• Skinny Dipped by Epiphora

Storage

• FYN Big Foot by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr


• Mystique Storage Set by Sexorcism


• FYN FootLong by CarrieAnn


• FYN big Foot by Eliot Bodem

Miscellaneous

• Horny Goat Weed by Champagne and Benzedrine


• Tantus Suction Cup by Thursday’s Child


• The Slightest Touch by Themistokles


• Stripper Mug Review by Baby Sinead


• Pink Pussy Pump by Adriana


• Afterglow Wipes by Sexorcism


• Liberator Scoop/Wedge by Nadia West

Contest: Win two glass dildos!

Epiphora is putting on a really cool contest at her blog and through Twitter. The prize is the Pure Package by RubyGlass21: two bumpy glass dildos. The straight, shorter dildo is for kegels (or whatever you want ;] ) and the longer, curved dildo is for g-spot stimulation.

Image from Epiphora's blog.

Her Rules:

How to Enter

• Tweet this text: RT @Epiphora: I’m giving away a set of two bumpy glass dildos! Retweet to enter. Rules + picture: http://is.gd/Cldd. (I will only count it if you include “@Epiphora,” and I’d prefer if you keep the link to this entry intact. Otherwise, go wild with the text — then it won’t be a retweet, but that’s fine.)
• You may tweet up to once a day. Each tweet counts as one entry. It’s up to you to decide how much you want to annoy your followers.
• You should probably be following me on Twitter, so I can DM you if you win.
• I’ll give you an extra entry if you write a post on your blog about this contest. Be sure to send me the link, or reply to this post and let me know.
• The deadline is June 12th, 2009 at the stroke of midnight PST.
• I will keep a list detailing each entry, and will be picking the winner using the List Randomizer.

Also…

• You must be willing to give me your address.
• RubyGlass21 ships internationally, so you don’t have to live in the U.S. to enter! Hurrah

TMI Tuesday

1. Have you ever participated in HNT? If so, when? If not, why not?
No. I don't feel comfortable sharing pictures of myself.

2. Have you ever avoided certain sites because of the HNT pictures that were posted?
Nope.

3. Have you ever posted a HNT picture that you wish that you hadn't?
No

4. Do you email/text/call anyone regularly with someone you met through HNT?
Nope.

5. What percentage of your online friends are current or former HNTers?
Not any yet. I'm still very new to this type of blogging!

6. Does anyone in your "real" life know that you do HNT (if, of course, you do)?
N/A

7. Other than previously-known friends, have you met any fellow HNTers?
Not that I know of.

8. Have you ever downloaded someone else's HNT pictures?
I've looked but not saved. I really like the artsy types!

BONUS QUESTION: Have you ever submitted a picture for "...the Other HNT"?
Nope. Probably never will!

Review: Mia

Title: My Other Girlfriend

This is my first video review, so I apologize in advance for my nervousness, pauses, and the fact that a USB port is not the same as a USB plug. Oops! Hope it’s not too awful and thanks for watching!

One thing I forgot to say is that while she’s charging her light will pulse and when she’s completely charged she’ll emit a steady glow.

If you’d rather read:
Hey everybody, it’s Lithaewyn. Today I’m going to show you the LELO Mia, which is my favorite vibrator so far! When I first received her, I have to admit I was disappointed in her lack of raw power in comparison to standard vibrators, but all her other perks make up for it.

The number one reason why Mia is spectacular is because she is extremely quiet. When I first turned her on, I almost had to do a double-take to be sure she was working. Granted, most women probably won't use Mia on her lowest setting, but even her highest setting is comparable to low or medium on standard vibrators.

Supposedly it's common with LELO products, but she does emit a very high-pitched buzz similar to ringing in your ears. However, don’t be worried about being found out; I would have never associated such a sound with a sex toy.

The vibrations have four different pulsation types: steady vibration, roller-coaster, heartbeat, and fast heartbeat, and you simply hold down the plus button to switch between them. To turn it off, simply hold down the negative button.

She charges via USB port which is really cool. It's unfortunate that the cap doesn't screw on because sometimes it has the tendency to slowly slip off during use, but it's not much trouble. When she's charging, her LED light will fade in and out, and when she's completely charged, a steady glow will appear.

Cleaning: The most important note I need to pass on regarding Mia's safety is that Mia's worst enemy is water, so don't even risk taking her in the shower. It's best to even use toy wipes when cleaning her versus washing with a soapy wet cloth as well. So, water and Mia? Just don't do it.

Lubricants: Mia is mostly made of plastic, but has a stainless steel band as well as a silicone control pad. If you must use lubricant, only use water-based lubricants such as Pink Water or Maximus.

She comes with the standard LELO packaging - a decadent black box, a white satin pouch, a user manual which is very important to read, a one year warranty, and a USB extension cord for charging.

Experience: When I first tried the Mia, I was actually really disappointed. Her quietness and appearance were all wonderful, but her vibrations just didn’t cut it for me that day. But since I’ve had Mia for a little while now, she’s moved to the top of my toy box and I use her just as much, if not more, than my LELO Ella (my first "girlfriend"). Together they make an awesome duo. So have patience with the Mia if you know that you can get off on lower vibration settings because it won’t take long for her to impress you!

Mia Clitoral vibrator by LELO Material: Silicone / Plastic Safety: $49.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Review: Beaded tweezer clamps

Title: Goddess-making Lifesavers

Rating:

Review: These nipple clamps are the epitome of Goddess-like sexiness. Even with a total of four inches in length, they don't distract from a woman's natural beauty. The beads on each clamp are an extremely shiny and elegant flair. These clamps offer the sultry look of nipple jewelry without needing to be pierced. → Click here to read the rest of the review!